Come on in the weather is fine

We are a quasi country-rock-rap-fusion-jazz-opera-sitaring-zen band with a style only we could love. We are the greatest band of all time with out any competition. If John Lennon was bigger than Jesus then we are bigger that God. We are that good. In fact better than that good. In fact we are so awesome that we should even be allowed to talk about it. But do not take our word for it. Read what Totally Not Fake in Any Way Magazine had to say about us:

The Hellavangalists are a mixture of pure awesomeness and slight magic. This dualistic dynamic brings you from cold to hot and from hell to heaven. We are not just saying this band is great because they paid us either. The album covers look like they were thrown together by some sleep deprived maniac . . . which we think is the look that they were going for. Some day we will even open the albums to give a listen but for now. . . what we are out of time? But you paid for the whole page . . . he said that . . .ok so in summary this is the best band since Sliced Tomatoes and the editors of Totally Not Fake Magazine in any Way Magazine think you should give this band as much money as possible.

Enjoy the sights and sounds of the sights and sounds. This band is more than just an experience it is a way of life. Which means you can give us more money whenever the urge strikes you. This band is a purly-for-profit type of band that needs more cars and mansions. So now that you know the score continue into the underworld that is The Hellavangalists. >8)

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This whole site is the brain garbage of Andrew Duscher